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  • daily-showerthoughts:

    When a computer overheats, it freezes.

    • 7 years ago
    • 364 notes
  • daily-showerthoughts:

    theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber standing still

    • 7 years ago
    • 522 notes
  • resistdrumpf:
“THIS
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    resistdrumpf:

    THIS

    • 8 years ago
    • 4428 notes
  • keeponmovingalong:
“American Horror Story Season 6
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    keeponmovingalong:

    American Horror Story Season 6

    • 8 years ago
    • 10237 notes
  • (via baawri)

    Source: baawri
    • 8 years ago
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  • (via leslie-knopes)

    • 8 years ago
    • 1506 notes
  • iamnevertheone:

    Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons.

    (via leslie-knopes)

    • 8 years ago
    • 3327 notes
    • 8 years ago
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  • penthesilea1623:

    “If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

    “Are the other skittles human lives?”

    “What?”

    “Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

    “Well sure. But the point-”

    “I would eat the skittles.”

    “Ok-well the point is-”

    “I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

    Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

    … and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

    ~ Eli Bosnick

    (via pixelatrix)

    • 8 years ago
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    • 8 years ago
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    • 8 years ago
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  • drfitzmonster:
“ malmao:
“ mustardprecum:
“ gay-duck:
“ Guys please appreciate my adorable tiny Jewish physiology teacher and his shirt
”
Reblogging for the shirt, and the poster behind him
”
i love him
”
I WANT TO HUG THIS MAN
”

    drfitzmonster:

    malmao:

    mustardprecum:

    gay-duck:

    Guys please appreciate my adorable tiny Jewish physiology teacher and his shirt

    Reblogging for the shirt, and the poster behind him

    image

    i love him

    I WANT TO HUG THIS MAN

    (via jaina-joestar)

    • 8 years ago
    • 254337 notes
  • fleshsthetic:

    not-kakarot-anymore:

    reconfemmandoforares:

    pieandhotdogs:

    swan2swan:

    I was on the bus thinking about Harry Potter tonight and I remembered the part where the Dementors all show up at the Quidditch game, and I remembered how they were all looking up at Harry, and I wondered why they would all be staring at him, and then I realized that it’s because he has two souls in him.

    On this note, wouldn’t that also be a reason why Harry would have had a more negative reaction than his friends (even Ginny)? He was hearing his mother’s voice as she was protecting him, which in itself was his worst memory. but the Dementors were also forcing the piece of Voldemort to relive its worst memory as well… The memory of being ripped apart by the curse that backfired. No wonder Harry passed out so often.

    I literally never thought about that.

    omg…

    Holy fuck.

    (via pixelatrix)

    • 9 years ago
    • 270863 notes
  • akfangirlindisguise:

    kingshezza:

    finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

    image

    THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.

    (via pixelatrix)

    • 9 years ago
    • 332877 notes
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